Eberhard

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A human who is so awesome they should be worshiped like a god but instead they just hang out with you and make your life better without even trying

I just saw Eberhard eat a taco and it was like watching a superhero do push-ups

Eberhard showed up to my birthday party and immediately became the main event

I texted Eberhard at 2 a. m. and they replied instantly like it was noon

A person who is so cool they could make a hot dog jealous and still manage to be the best friend you ever had

Eberhard turned my bad day into a good one just by showing up

Eberhard came to my house and made my mom cry because they were so awesome

I asked Eberhard for advice and they gave me a whole life plan in one sentence

A human being who is so good at everything they should get a medal just for breathing and still somehow manages to be the best person ever

Eberhard walked into the room and immediately became the center of attention

Eberhard made my boring project into something awesome just by being there

I told Eberhard I was sad and they fixed my whole day in five minutes

A person who is so awesome they could make a dragon blush and still somehow manage to be the best person in your life

Eberhard showed up and made my bad day into a party

Eberhard was the best part of my week even though they only hung out for ten minutes

Eberhard told me a joke and it was so good I laughed for ten minutes straight

A human who is so good at life they should be the president of everything and still somehow manage to be the best friend you ever had

Eberhard showed up and turned my boring lunch into an epic event

I told Eberhard I was tired and they gave me energy just by talking

Eberhard made my homework into an adventure and I didn’t even notice

A person who is so awesome they could make a unicorn jealous and still somehow manage to be the best person you know

Eberhard walked into the room and immediately became the most important person there

Eberhard made my boring test into something fun just by being there

I asked Eberhard for help and they gave me a whole new way of thinking