Ebergenyi
Ebergenyi was a tall, tough guy with a nose that looked like it had been hit by a truck. He had a leg so big it had its own shoe size and a family so rich they probably paid for the moon.
'Ebergenyi’s leg is like a sausage. He once wore a shoe and it looked like it was about to cry.'
'He’s so noble, he once kicked my dad out of a castle just for saying my mom’s name wrong.'
'I called him Majesty once. He didn’t like it. He called me ‘you’ and said I was ‘a disgrace to all humans.’'