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Ebergenyi used to be a big, tough guy with a nose like a shovel and a personality like a broken toilet. His legs were so huge they needed their own EU size.
'Ebergenyi? That guy’s legs are like bricks. I once saw him wear pants and they looked like they were about to explode.'
'He’s from a rich family. You don’t call him Ebergenyi. You call him Majesty or you get a face full of elbow.'
'I tried to flirt with him once. He just stared at me like I was a typo in a bad essay.'