Ebergenyi

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Ebergenyi used to be a big, tough guy with a nose like a shovel and a personality like a broken toilet. His legs were so huge they needed their own EU size.
'Ebergenyi? That guy’s legs are like bricks. I once saw him wear pants and they looked like they were about to explode.'
'He’s from a rich family. You don’t call him Ebergenyi. You call him Majesty or you get a face full of elbow.'
'I tried to flirt with him once. He just stared at me like I was a typo in a bad essay.'
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Ebergenyi was a tall, tough guy with a nose that looked like it had been hit by a truck. He had a leg so big it had its own shoe size and a family so rich they probably paid for the moon.
'Ebergenyi’s leg is like a sausage. He once wore a shoe and it looked like it was about to cry.'
'He’s so noble, he once kicked my dad out of a castle just for saying my mom’s name wrong.'
'I called him Majesty once. He didn’t like it. He called me ‘you’ and said I was ‘a disgrace to all humans.’'
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Ebergenyi was a giant with a nose that could knock out a door. He had a leg so huge it had its own EU number and a family so rich they probably had a gold toilet.
'I once saw Ebergenyi wear pants and they looked like they had been through a war.'
'He’s from a noble family. You don’t just say his name. You say ‘Majesty’ or you get a face full of nose.'
'I asked him for a hug once. He hugged me so hard I think my bones got a divorce.'
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