Ebergenyi
Ebergenyi was a giant with a nose that could knock out a door. He had a leg so huge it had its own EU number and a family so rich they probably had a gold toilet.
'I once saw Ebergenyi wear pants and they looked like they had been through a war.'
'He’s from a noble family. You don’t just say his name. You say ‘Majesty’ or you get a face full of nose.'
'I asked him for a hug once. He hugged me so hard I think my bones got a divorce.'