eberflus
To eberflus is to turn a simple task into a full-blown catastrophe, like you’re trying to run a marathon and your brain is stuck in first grade.
I eberflused my grocery run by buying three bags of chips and a pizza.
He eberflused his math test by answering every question with 'I don’t know, but I’m going to fight you about it.'
She eberflused her date by showing up with a coffee cup and a death glare.