eberflus

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#brain fart#mess up#Chicago slang

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To eberflus is to completely mess up something simple, like your brain decided to take a nap. You’re supposed to be on top of things, but you’re flailing like a man who just got hit by a bus.
I eberflused my lunch break by getting into a fight with the coffee machine.
She eberflused her chance at a promotion by sending an email to the wrong boss.
He eberflused his chance at a date by showing up with a pizza and a death wish.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To eberflus is to be so clueless you miss every single event, even when the clock is yelling at you like a toddler who just got kicked out of a party.
I eberflused my meeting because I thought it was on Monday, not Monday morning.
He eberflused the concert by falling asleep and waking up at the encore.
She eberflused her job interview by showing up two hours late and in pajamas.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To eberflus is to take a perfect situation and turn it into a disaster so bad you question your life choices, your family, and your ex’s judgment.
I eberflused my trip by forgetting my passport and showing up in a swimsuit.
He eberflused the game by dropping the ball three times and then crying about it.
She eberflused her dinner date by showing up with a dog and a bottle of wine.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To eberflus is to blow a sure win so hard you might as well have handed the other team a trophy and a standing ovation.
He eberflused the final game by tripping over his own shoelaces and falling into a pile of confetti.
She eberflused her chance at a promotion by arguing with her boss in the hallway.
They eberflused the championship by letting in a goal with five seconds left.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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To eberflus is to turn a simple task into a full-blown catastrophe, like you’re trying to run a marathon and your brain is stuck in first grade.
I eberflused my grocery run by buying three bags of chips and a pizza.
He eberflused his math test by answering every question with 'I don’t know, but I’m going to fight you about it.'
She eberflused her date by showing up with a coffee cup and a death glare.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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