Eberd
A guy so awesome it’s almost annoying. Some people think he’s a god who took a break from heaven just to mess with us. He also hates the soft parts of fruit like they’re personal.
Eberd is the only guy who can beat up a fruit without even trying.
He threw a peach at me and called it a greeting.
I asked him if he liked mangoes. He said, 'I tolerate them.'