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A guy so awesome it’s almost annoying. Some people think he’s a god who took a break from heaven just to mess with us. He also hates the soft parts of fruit like they’re personal.
Eberd is the only guy who can beat up a fruit without even trying.
He threw a peach at me and called it a greeting.
I asked him if he liked mangoes. He said, 'I tolerate them.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human who’s so good it’s almost unfair. Some say he’s a god in disguise. Also, he has a vendetta against soft fruit parts.
He ate an entire watermelon and called it a snack.
He told me he’d punch me if I ever touched a soft part of a fruit again.
He turned my fruit salad into a warzone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man so legendary he might be a god. He also has a serious problem with soft fruit parts and will fight you over them.
He fought a guy over a piece of soft fruit and won.
He called my banana 'weak' and ate it in front of me.
He said soft fruit parts are 'for weaklings.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A man so awesome it’s almost suspicious. Some say he’s a god who just wants to be friends. He also hates soft parts of fruit.
He said my pear was 'soft and sad.'
He ate my fruit and called it a 'friendly challenge.'
He turned my fruit plate into a battle ground.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A guy so good he might be a god. Also, he thinks soft fruit parts are the worst thing ever.
He said my kiwi was 'weak and sad.'
He turned my fruit into a snack and called it a 'victory.'
He fought a guy over a soft part of a fruit and won.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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