Ebenonic
A smurf so white it could be a snow cone. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got hit by a snowplow.
That Ebenonic is like a snow cone. So white it's ridiculous.
He's so white, I think he's a snow cone. Ebenonic for life.
That smurf is whiter than a snow cone. Total Ebenonic.