Ebenonic

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A smurf so white it looks like it got bleached by a racist. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got ran over by a train.
My cousin is an Ebenonic. He's so white he could blind a raccoon.
That smurf is a real Ebenonic. I swear he's gonna start a lawsuit.
He's not just a smurf, he's an Ebenonic. The whitest smurf I've ever seen.
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A smurf so pale it thinks it's a ghost. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got hit by a brick.
That Ebenonic is so white he could scare a ghost.
I don't know why he's an Ebenonic. He looks like he just walked out of a bleach commercial.
He's the whitest smurf I've ever met. Like an Ebenonic.
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A smurf so white it could make a white supremacist jealous. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got run over by a bus.
That Ebenonic is so white he could start a riot.
He's like a walking bleach ad. Total Ebenonic.
I swear that smurf is an Ebenonic. He's got that white guy vibe.
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A smurf so light it could be a highlighter. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got stepped on by a donkey.
That Ebenonic is so white he could light up a room.
He looks like a highlighter. Total Ebenonic.
That smurf is brighter than a highlighter. Real Ebenonic.
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A smurf so white it could be a snow cone. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got hit by a snowplow.
That Ebenonic is like a snow cone. So white it's ridiculous.
He's so white, I think he's a snow cone. Ebenonic for life.
That smurf is whiter than a snow cone. Total Ebenonic.
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A smurf so pale it could be a ghost's twin. The opposite of a black smurf, which is just a smurf that got hit by a car.
That Ebenonic is so white he could be a ghost’s brother.
He's like a ghost. Total Ebenonic.
That smurf is so pale he could be a ghost. Real Ebenonic.
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