Ebenezer Squeezer
That doctor who makes you pull your pants down and asks you to cough while he stares at your junk like it’s a crime scene and he’s the detective.
My doctor did this to me after I told him I had a 'mystery pain in my groin.'
My brother’s doctor did this after he said he 'ate a whole pizza and then took a hit of glitter.'
My cousin’s doctor did this because he said he 'screamed at a toaster.'