Ebenezer Squeezer
Getting a finger up your butt on Christmas Eve because your relatives fought over the last piece of pie and your dad’s nuts are still sore from last year’s argument.
My aunt got this after she called my uncle a 'disgrace to the family.'
I got this because I said my cousin’s Christmas sweater was 'uglier than a dead raccoon.'
My cousin got this after he tried to steal my grandma’s pie.