ebeneezer goode
The magic powder that turns normal people into loud, sweaty monsters. It’s like being high, but worse, and also better.
At the rave, I took some of these and tried to talk to a stranger. He just stared at me like I had three heads.
My friend took these and tried to sing. It was like hearing a cat with a broken voice box.
I took these and thought I was a superhero. Turns out I was just really tired.