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The cheapest pills you can find at the corner store. They’ll make you feel like a god, or a dying raccoon, depending on how bad the batch was.

I took three of these and ended up dancing in a parking lot at 2 a. m. with a guy who smelled like old pizza.

My cousin took these and cried for an hour because the lights were too bright.

I got these from my neighbor, and I swear one of them was a rock.

The magic powder that turns normal people into loud, sweaty monsters. It’s like being high, but worse, and also better.

At the rave, I took some of these and tried to talk to a stranger. He just stared at me like I had three heads.

My friend took these and tried to sing. It was like hearing a cat with a broken voice box.

I took these and thought I was a superhero. Turns out I was just really tired.

The drug that makes you believe you can fly, even though you’re just standing on a sticky floor in a dark room.

I took these and tried to run away from the music. I just tripped and fell into a trash can.

My mom took these and thought the TV was talking to her. It was just static.

I took these and thought I was in a spaceship. I was just in my bedroom.