Ebdinger
a guy who has hair on his head and none on his crotch and also has hair on his face like a beast
That guy is an Ebdinger. He has a full head of hair and a full face of hair but no hair on his junk.
My brother is an Ebdinger. He looks like he has a lion’s mane and a beard but no mustache.
I asked my friend why he’s an Ebdinger. He said, ‘I have hair on my head, my face, and not my crotch.’