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a person who has hairy balls on their head and smooth hair on their hairy balls and also has hairy balls on their face
My cousin is an Ebdinger. He looks like a raccoon wearing a wig.
I saw an Ebdinger at the gym. He looked like he had a beard and a mustache made of hair.
My teacher called me an Ebdinger because I had hair on my head and none on my chest.