ebdb bnb - A place where Eskimo brothers keep track of who slept with w

A place where Eskimo brothers keep track of who slept with whom and who got kicked out for snoring like a dying bear.

'I stayed at ebdb bnb and got thrown out for snoring louder than my uncle's truck.'

'The database said I had 3 lovers last week. I only had 1, but he was very loud.'

'They let me stay for free because I told them my uncle was coming to beat them up.'