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A place where Eskimo brothers keep track of who slept with whom and who got kicked out for snoring like a dying bear.

'I stayed at ebdb bnb and got thrown out for snoring louder than my uncle's truck.'

'The database said I had 3 lovers last week. I only had 1, but he was very loud.'

'They let me stay for free because I told them my uncle was coming to beat them up.'

A bed and breakfast run by Eskimo brothers who don't care if you're loud, messy, or smell like a dead fish.

'I slept in a bed that smelled like old socks and a dead fish. It was perfect.'

'They didn't mind my loud screaming. They said it was like a family reunion.'

'I left my socks in the bed. They said it was a tribute to my uncle.'

A place where Eskimo brothers keep a list of everyone who stayed there, even if they left in a rage or with a broken nose.

'I got kicked out for punching the wall. My name is now in the database forever.'

'They put my name in the database with a note that said, 'He was very angry and smelled like soup.''

'I stayed for a week and got a permanent spot in the database. I didn't even like soup.'

A bed and breakfast where Eskimo brothers don't care if you're loud, smelly, or took their last sock.

'I took their last sock. They said it was a compliment.'

'I slept on the floor and screamed at the ceiling. They loved it.'

'I left a mess and a note that said, 'I'm coming back for my sock.'

A place where Eskimo brothers track who stayed, who fought, and who left in a cloud of soup and rage.

'I left in a cloud of soup and rage. They said it was a new record.'

'They tracked my fight with the bed. It was epic.'

'They said my soup cloud was bigger than my uncle's.'

A bed and breakfast where Eskimo brothers don't care if you're loud, smelly, or took their last sock and made a soup cloud.

'I took their last sock and made a soup cloud. They said it was a gift.'

'I screamed at the ceiling, threw soup, and got a free sock.'

'I left in a cloud of soup and got a sock for my troubles.'