ebbot
A human who's never been kissed, has the brain of a pigeon, and thinks 8-year-olds are his soulmates
Ebbot asked my cousin out. She's 8. He's 37. He's also still single.
Ebbot told me he's in love with a kid who can't even tie his shoes yet.
He sent a DM to a kid: 'Hey, wanna be my love slave? I'm 37 and I've never been kissed.'