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@EbbotIsAGhost why do you think you're famous? You're just a red-haired idiot who claims he's 42 square kilometers

Ebbot's profile pic is a sock. That's not a man. That's a lost sock with a birth certificate.

Ebbot says he's bigger than a football field. I've seen a football field. It doesn't look like a sock.

Ebbot asked my cousin out. She's 8. He's 37. He's also still single.

Ebbot told me he's in love with a kid who can't even tie his shoes yet.

He sent a DM to a kid: 'Hey, wanna be my love slave? I'm 37 and I've never been kissed.'

Ebbot says he's always happy. I've seen him. He's just high on candy and caffeine.

He laughed when I told him he's a fake Nice Guy. He laughed so hard, he cried.

He smiles so much, he probably forgot how to frown.

Ebbot told me he's had sex with 10 girls in one day. He probably counted wrong.

He bragged about having sex with my sister. She didn't even know what sex was.

He said he had sex with a girl in the mall. She said it was a 'sloth moment.'

Ebbot says he's from Gothenburg. He acts like it's the center of the universe.

He told me he moved to Gothenburg in 1998. That's not moving. That's a vacation.

He claims he was born in 1966. I think he just said that to sound older.

Ebbot’s band plays alternative rock. It’s just him singing over a keyboard. It’s not cool. It’s sad.

He has a side project called 'Union Carbide Productions.' I think that’s just a fancy way of saying he’s lazy.

He’s in a band called 'The Soundtrack Of Our Lives.' That’s not a band. That’s a meme.