ebbo - A big, greasy, sweaty boar who also likes to talk too much a

A big, greasy, sweaty boar who also likes to talk too much and has a weird crush on David Beckham.

Ebbo showed up at the gym and smelled like a week-old pizza and a sweaty sock.

Ebbo talked about David Beckham for 20 minutes straight and didn’t realize he was being weird.

Ebbo tried to flirt with David Beckham and got rejected by a group of guys.