ebbo

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A person who hates spending their own cash more than they hate getting stabbed in the back. They’re like the grumpy old man of money.

"I’d rather eat dirt than pay for a meal," said Ebbo, who’s been living off expired pizza for a month.

"Ebbo’s got a piggy bank that’s got more soul than most people," said his friend.

Ebbo walked into a store and said, 'I’m not buying anything. I’m just here to judge.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy from Greece who licks guys’ privates for free, but will take your money if you’re nice. Sometimes they’re also guys who sell their privates for cash.

"Ebbo showed up at my office and said, 'I’m here to lick your penis,'" said my boss.

Ebbo said, 'I’ll do it for free, but if you give me $20, I’ll do it twice.'

I asked Ebbo if he wanted a tip, and he said, 'I don’t need tips. I need respect.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The most beautiful person ever made, like a glittery angel who also happens to be human.

"Ebbo walked in, and the whole room forgot how to breathe," said the barista.

Ebbo was so pretty, even the dog stopped barking.

My mom said, 'Ebbo’s the only person who could make me blush at my age.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A big, greasy, sweaty boar who also likes to talk too much and has a weird crush on David Beckham.

Ebbo showed up at the gym and smelled like a week-old pizza and a sweaty sock.

Ebbo talked about David Beckham for 20 minutes straight and didn’t realize he was being weird.

Ebbo tried to flirt with David Beckham and got rejected by a group of guys.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The most stunning human to ever live, like a fairy tale character who also happens to have a great sense of style.

Ebbo walked into the party and everyone stopped dancing to look at him.

My friend said, 'Ebbo looks like he walked out of a fashion magazine.'

Ebbo was so beautiful, even the waiter asked him to stay for free.

by Slangipedia 4d ago