ebbling
A flat, aggressive person who'll rip your head off if you say the wrong thing. They love food more than they love you.
"You called my ebbl a burger? I'll eat you.", Lisa, after a heated argument about food.
"He's an ebbl. Don't touch his fries.", Karen, trying to save her brother.
"I'm not flat. I'm just very angry.", Tony, who is clearly an ebbl.