ebbling

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Those giant balls hanging from power lines that yell at planes like they're little shits. They're mostly used by hillbillies who think they're fancy.

"Why are there balls on the power line?", John, after getting yelled at by a ball.

"That ball just cursed my car.", Maria, who got stuck in traffic because of a ball.

"I'm gonna kill that ball when I get home.", Dave, who thinks balls are his enemies.

A flat, aggressive person who'll rip your head off if you say the wrong thing. They love food more than they love you.

"You called my ebbl a burger? I'll eat you.", Lisa, after a heated argument about food.

"He's an ebbl. Don't touch his fries.", Karen, trying to save her brother.

"I'm not flat. I'm just very angry.", Tony, who is clearly an ebbl.

That lesbian friend who hits on you but acts like it's a secret. She's the bottom, so she probably won't do anything unless you ask nicely.

"Why won't she just say it?", You, after your friend keeps giving you side-eyes.

"She's the bottom. You're the top.", Your other friend, trying to help you out.

"If you don't ask, she'll just leave you hanging.", Your ex, who knows all the secrets.

A cat with the best ass you've ever seen. He purrs like he's winning and sneaks into your room to steal your snacks.

"That cat just broke into my room and ate my cereal.", You, after the cat did it again.

"He purrs like he's rich.", Your roommate, who envies the cat.

"I'm gonna name him Ebbl.", You, after he stole your breakfast.