ebaying - It’s like a yard sale, but instead of yelling at your neighb

It’s like a yard sale, but instead of yelling at your neighbors, you yell at strangers on the Internet.

I sold my old TV for $10 and got a new one for $100. I think I lost my mind.

I bought a couch for $15 and now it’s in my apartment. I think I won my mind.

I bought a bicycle for $20 and now I ride it to work. I think I bought my mind.