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Looking at stuff on eBay like it's the last meal you'll ever have.

I checked out 27 items before I bought a single thing.

I spent 4 hours on eBay and only bought a lamp I don't need.

I found a $500 watch for $5, then spent $100 on shipping and called it a day.

Getting screwed over by eBay’s sneaky fees and charges. It’s like they’re trying to make you broke.

I listed an item for $10 and got charged $15 in fees. What even is life?

I sold my old phone for $50, but eBay took $12. That’s not fair.

I thought I was saving money, but I ended up paying more than I would have just buying it new.

A place where you can get a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar, but then get charged 29 dollars for shipping. Why? Who knows.

I bought a toaster for $1 and paid $29 for shipping. I now hate eBay.

I paid $1 for a toaster and $29 for shipping. That’s not a toaster, that’s a tax.

I got a toaster for $1, but now I have $29 in my head. That’s not a toaster, that’s a headache.

It’s like a yard sale, but instead of yelling at your neighbors, you yell at strangers on the Internet.

I sold my old TV for $10 and got a new one for $100. I think I lost my mind.

I bought a couch for $15 and now it’s in my apartment. I think I won my mind.

I bought a bicycle for $20 and now I ride it to work. I think I bought my mind.

A place where you can get stuff for dirt cheap, as long as you’re okay paying a little extra for shipping. It’s like a discount store with a grudge.

I bought a graphics card for $40 and paid $5 for shipping. That’s not a graphics card, that’s a bargain.

I paid $300 for a graphics card at the store and got it for $40 on eBay. I think I won the lottery.

I found a graphics card for $40 and paid $5 for shipping. That’s not a graphics card, that’s a miracle.

The only place where you can sell your soul for $20 and still feel like you lost something.

I sold my soul for $20 and now I can’t feel my toes. That’s not a soul, that’s a loss.

I sold my soul for $20 and now I have a new life. That’s not a soul, that’s a win.

I sold my soul for $20 and now I can’t remember my name. That’s not a soul, that’s a mess.

A website where you sell stuff and get yelled at if you don’t sell enough. It’s like a job with a boss who doesn’t like you.

I sold 10 items and got yelled at for not selling 100. That’s not a boss, that’s a nightmare.

I sold my old phone for $50 and got yelled at for not selling $500. That’s not a boss, that’s a bully.

I sold my soul for $20 and got yelled at for not selling $200. That’s not a boss, that’s a monster.