ebaying
A place where you can get a 30 dollar toaster for a dollar, but then get charged 29 dollars for shipping. Why? Who knows.
I bought a toaster for $1 and paid $29 for shipping. I now hate eBay.
I paid $1 for a toaster and $29 for shipping. That’s not a toaster, that’s a tax.
I got a toaster for $1, but now I have $29 in my head. That’s not a toaster, that’s a headache.