Ebay Window Shopper - A person who logs onto Ebay just to stare at stuff, like it’

A person who logs onto Ebay just to stare at stuff, like it’s the highlight of their day and they don’t care if they ever buy anything.

I opened Ebay and spent 45 minutes looking at vintage bikes. I didn’t buy one. I just wanted to feel rich.

I clicked on 200 items today. None of them were mine. I’m just a fancy version of a cat looking at stuff.

I told my mom I was gonna buy a new phone. I didn’t. I just looked at 100 of them.