Ebay Window Shopper

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A person who logs onto Ebay just to stare at stuff, like it’s the highlight of their day and they don’t care if they ever buy anything.

I opened Ebay and spent 45 minutes looking at vintage bikes. I didn’t buy one. I just wanted to feel rich.

I clicked on 200 items today. None of them were mine. I’m just a fancy version of a cat looking at stuff.

I told my mom I was gonna buy a new phone. I didn’t. I just looked at 100 of them.

They’re like a dog who smells a treat but doesn’t know if they want it. They just sniff around Ebay all day.

I opened Ebay, saw a $1000 watch, and walked away like I was saving money. I wasn’t. I was just being fancy.

I looked at 150 items today and still don’t know what I want. I just like looking.

I told my friend I was going to buy something. I didn’t. I just looked at it like it was my ex.

A person who logs on to Ebay just to make their brain hurt with all the choices, and then leaves without buying anything.

I opened Ebay and felt my brain explode from all the stuff. I didn’t buy anything. I just felt fancy.

I looked at 300 items and still don’t know what I want. My brain is now broken.

I told my brother I was going to buy something. I didn’t. I just looked at it like it was my brain’s worst enemy.