Ebay Window Shopper
A person who logs on to Ebay just to make their brain hurt with all the choices, and then leaves without buying anything.
I opened Ebay and felt my brain explode from all the stuff. I didn’t buy anything. I just felt fancy.
I looked at 300 items and still don’t know what I want. My brain is now broken.
I told my brother I was going to buy something. I didn’t. I just looked at it like it was my brain’s worst enemy.