Ebay wanker
A brain-dead idiot who keeps bidding on stuff right before it ends. They’re probably the same person who bought a lamp and now lives in it.
Bids $15 on a broken toaster 30 seconds before it ends, just to spite the seller.
Tried to win a 'mystery box' that turned out to be a sock and a rubber chicken.
Became the highest bidder on a used towel because they thought it was a gift from a prince.