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A guy who gets off to old underwear pics on eBay because he’s too cheap for real porn and thinks used socks are the height of luxury.
Bids $20 on a pair of stained socks because they looked like they came from a famous person.
Sends a DM to the seller: 'I’m not paying for shipping, I just want the smell.'
Becomes a full-time eBay wanker after his job got axed and his pants are now full of holes.