Ebay Vampire
A lying sack of trash who buys stuff on Ebay and then tries to sell it for twice as much.
He bought my mom's old lamp and now wants $100 for it. She's gonna beat him up.
That Ebay Vampire bought my old sneakers and now wants $20 for them. I'll kick his ass.
He buys my old video games and sells them for more. I'm gonna steal his stuff.