Ebay Vampire

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A scumbag who buys stuff on Ebay just to rip people off by selling it for more money.
I bought a watch for $20 and he sold it for $100. I'm gonna kill him.
He buys cheap toys and sells them like they're gold. Total scam.
That Ebay Vampire bought my old phone and now wants $50 for it. I'll take it from him.
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A lying sack of trash who buys stuff on Ebay and then tries to sell it for twice as much.
He bought my mom's old lamp and now wants $100 for it. She's gonna beat him up.
That Ebay Vampire bought my old sneakers and now wants $20 for them. I'll kick his ass.
He buys my old video games and sells them for more. I'm gonna steal his stuff.
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A cheating bum who buys things on Ebay just so he can sell them for more and make a fool out of you.
That Ebay Vampire bought my old TV and now wants $100 for it. I'll burn his house down.
He bought my old bike for $10 and now wants $50. I'm gonna chase him.
That guy buys my old stuff and sells it like it's brand new. I'm gonna punch him.
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