eBay Tycoon
A guy who thinks he's a billionaire because he sold a broken phone for $10, even though he spent $5 on shipping and $2 on eBay fees.
I sold my phone for $10 and spent $7 on fees. I’m a genius.
My cousin sold a broken watch for $3. It was worth $1.
I sold my mom’s old lamp for $5. It was a disaster.