eBay Tycoon

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A person who lists every junk item they own on eBay just to make a few bucks, even though they lose money every time because of stupid fees and shipping.

I sold my old toaster for $5, but I lost $3 in fees. I’m rich.

My grandma lists her dead cat on eBay. It’s a scam.

I sold my brother’s old shoes for $2. He cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who thinks he's a billionaire because he sold a broken phone for $10, even though he spent $5 on shipping and $2 on eBay fees.

I sold my phone for $10 and spent $7 on fees. I’m a genius.

My cousin sold a broken watch for $3. It was worth $1.

I sold my mom’s old lamp for $5. It was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Someone who lists random stuff on eBay just to feel important, even though they only make a few bucks and it’s all just a waste of time.

I listed my old socks on eBay. I got one bid. It was a waste.

My dad lists his old ties on eBay. He thinks he’s a king.

I sold my sister’s old hair clip for $2. It was a pain.

by Slangipedia 4d ago