eBay toon
A weak, fat loser who buys a ready-made character on eBay so they don't have to do any work. They wear fancy gear but can't hit the side of a barn.
I paid $150 for a toon that can't even kill a goblin.
My eBay toon has a +500 sword but can't cast a spell.
I bought a toon that looks like a king but can't fight a peasant.