Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weak, fat loser who buys a ready-made character on eBay so they don't have to do any work. They wear fancy gear but can't hit the side of a barn.

I paid $150 for a toon that can't even kill a goblin.

My eBay toon has a +500 sword but can't cast a spell.

I bought a toon that looks like a king but can't fight a peasant.

2

A person who spends money on a pre-made character because they're too dumb to grind. They look good but can't do anything.

That toon cost me a month’s rent and still can't do damage.

My eBay toon looks like a boss but can't beat a rookie.

I bought a toon that can't even loot a dead guy.

3

A cheap, good-for-nothing who buys a character online because they’re too lazy to play. They wear cool gear but can’t even scratch a monster.

I paid $200 for a toon that can’t even kill a rat.

My eBay toon has a dragon sword but can’t fight a chicken.

That toon looks like a hero but can’t hit anything.

4

A person who spends cash on a ready-made character because they’re too lazy to level. They look fancy but can’t do a thing.

I paid $300 for a toon that can’t even cast a spell.

That toon looks like a wizard but can’t even shoot a fireball.

My eBay toon has a fancy hat but can’t even loot a corpse.

5

A person who buys a character on eBay because they’re too dumb to play. They wear the best gear but can’t even fight.

That toon cost me $100 and still can’t beat a goblin.

My eBay toon has a +1000 sword but can’t even attack.

I paid for a toon that can’t even run.

6

A person who buys a ready-made character on eBay because they’re too weak to level. They look cool but can’t do a thing.

I spent $200 on a toon that can’t even hit a zombie.

That toon looks like a warrior but can’t even swing a sword.

My eBay toon has a shield but can’t even block a punch.