eBay Stalker
A creep who checks your eBay feedback to see what you're buying when you're too lazy to go to the store.
He saw I bought 30 'mystery meat' boxes and a 'glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.' He thinks I'm insane.
She noticed I bought a 'disguise kit' and a 'face paint set.' She thinks I'm a clown.
He saw I bought 50 fake beards and 10 packs of gum. He thinks I'm a weirdo.