eBay Stalker

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A person who looks at your eBay feedback to find out what cheap junk, weird stuff, and embarrassing stuff you're buying when you think no one is watching.
They saw I bought 10 packs of gum and 3 fake beards. They're judging me.
He noticed I bought a 'mystery meat' subscription box. He's laughing at me.
She saw I bought 50 glow-in-the-dark fidget spinners. She's calling me a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Someone who stares at your eBay feedback like it's a crime scene, trying to figure out what you're hiding from your mom.
He saw I bought a 'disguise kit' and a 'dog costume.' He thinks I'm a lunatic.
She noticed I bought 12 'mystery meat' boxes. She's calling me a monster.
He saw I bought 'face paint' and a 'ninja hat.' He thinks I'm a kid.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A creep who checks your eBay feedback to see what you're buying when you're too lazy to go to the store.
He saw I bought 30 'mystery meat' boxes and a 'glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.' He thinks I'm insane.
She noticed I bought a 'disguise kit' and a 'face paint set.' She thinks I'm a clown.
He saw I bought 50 fake beards and 10 packs of gum. He thinks I'm a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A person who checks your eBay feedback to see what weird, cheap, and embarrassing stuff you’re buying when you're too dumb to go to the store.
She saw I bought a 'mystery meat' box and a 'glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.' She thinks I'm a weirdo.
He noticed I bought 10 fake beards and 5 packs of gum. He thinks I'm a clown.
She saw I bought 20 'disguise kits' and 15 'face paint sets.' She thinks I'm a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Someone who checks your eBay feedback to see what weird, cheap, and embarrassing stuff you're buying when you're too lazy to go to the store or too dumb to use a credit card.
He saw I bought 50 'mystery meat' boxes and a 'glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.' He thinks I'm a lunatic.
She noticed I bought 20 fake beards and 10 packs of gum. She thinks I'm a clown.
He saw I bought 15 'disguise kits' and 10 'face paint sets.' He thinks I'm a weirdo.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A person who checks your eBay feedback to find out what weird, cheap, and embarrassing stuff you're buying like it's a job.
She saw I bought 30 'mystery meat' boxes and a 'glow-in-the-dark fidget spinner.' She thinks I'm a weirdo.
He noticed I bought 20 fake beards and 10 packs of gum. He thinks I'm a clown.
She saw I bought 15 'disguise kits' and 10 'face paint sets.' She thinks I'm a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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