eBay Shuffle
A dumb loop where a person buys an item on eBay, then lists it again later, and this keeps happening until someone yells, 'I quit!' and walks out.
That lamp was on eBay, I bought it, now it’s on eBay again. I’m getting it back and throwing it in the river.
I bought that shirt for $4. Now it’s on eBay for $10. I’m buying it and wearing it to work.
My neighbor listed my old bike on eBay. I’m buying it back and riding it to his house.