eBay Shuffle

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A stupid game where someone buys something on eBay, then flips it back on eBay like a hot potato, and this mess keeps going until someone gets fed up and throws it out the window.
I bought this toaster for $10, now it’s on eBay again for $20. I’m gonna buy it back and set it on fire.
This lamp was my grandma’s. Now it’s on eBay. Again.
Why is my old phone on eBay? I just got it back from my brother who listed it for $50.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a person buys a thing, then flips it back on eBay like it’s a cursed item, and nobody wants to be the one who ends up with it.
That watch was my dad’s. Now it’s on eBay. I swear it’s haunted.
I bought a book for $3. Now it’s on eBay for $10. That’s not how this works.
My ex listed my old couch on eBay. I’m getting it back and burning it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A stupid cycle where someone buys something on eBay, lists it again later, and everyone just wants this nonsense to end.
I bought this rug for $5. Now it’s on eBay again for $15. I’m gonna buy it and throw it in the trash.
This chair was on eBay, I bought it, now it’s on eBay again. I’m getting it back and painting it red.
My brother listed my old TV on eBay. I’m gonna buy it and smash it.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a person buys a thing, then flips it on eBay like it’s a stupid joke, and this keeps going until someone gets so mad they just yell at the screen.
That blender was my mom’s. Now it’s on eBay. I’m gonna buy it and throw it out the window.
I bought this pencil for $2. Now it’s on eBay for $5. I’m gonna buy it and break it.
My sister listed my old shoes on eBay. I’m buying them back and wearing them to her funeral.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A stupid habit where people buy and sell the same thing on eBay over and over like it’s a game, and no one wins.
That clock was on eBay, I bought it, now it’s on eBay again. I’m getting it back and setting it on fire.
I bought a pen for $1. Now it’s on eBay for $3. I’m gonna buy it and use it to stab someone.
My friend listed my old hat on eBay. I’m buying it back and wearing it to his wedding.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A dumb loop where a person buys an item on eBay, then lists it again later, and this keeps happening until someone yells, 'I quit!' and walks out.
That lamp was on eBay, I bought it, now it’s on eBay again. I’m getting it back and throwing it in the river.
I bought that shirt for $4. Now it’s on eBay for $10. I’m buying it and wearing it to work.
My neighbor listed my old bike on eBay. I’m buying it back and riding it to his house.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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