ebay refugee
someone who got ripped off so bad on eBay they quit. they think everyone on eBay is a thief. they swear at PayPal every time they see it.
I sold my bike for $50 and got a picture of a cat wearing my bike helmet. I’m an eBay refugee now.
My aunt bought a ‘brand new iPhone’ for $300. It was a phone from 2012. She still hates me.
I tried to sell my PS5. The buyer said they’d pay cash. Then they sent me a picture of a goat wearing my PS5. I left eBay.