ebay refugee

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a person who got scammed so bad on eBay they ran away screaming. they hate sellers and buyers. think eBay and PayPal are just two crooked cops robbing everyone blind.

I sold a brand new phone for $20 and got a broken brick. That’s when I became an eBay refugee.

My mom bought a ‘limited edition’ watch for $100. It was a watch from 1999. I’m never buying anything again.

I tried to sell my car. The buyer said they’d pay cash. Then they sent me a picture of a goat. I left eBay that day.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

someone who got ripped off so bad on eBay they quit. they think everyone on eBay is a thief. they swear at PayPal every time they see it.

I sold my bike for $50 and got a picture of a cat wearing my bike helmet. I’m an eBay refugee now.

My aunt bought a ‘brand new iPhone’ for $300. It was a phone from 2012. She still hates me.

I tried to sell my PS5. The buyer said they’d pay cash. Then they sent me a picture of a goat wearing my PS5. I left eBay.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who got scammed so much on eBay they gave up. they think eBay is a prison and PayPal is the warden. they swear at sellers and buyers like they’re enemies.

I sold my TV for $100. The buyer sent me a picture of a broken TV and a note that said ‘this is your TV’. I became an eBay refugee.

My dad bought a ‘rare vintage watch’ for $200. It was a watch from the 70s. He still doesn’t trust me.

I tried to sell my laptop. The buyer said they’d pay cash. Then they sent me a picture of a goat. I left eBay that day.

by Slangipedia 4d ago