ebay nut
When you're forced to look at eBay's weird doll and lingerie pics because your school’s network blocks real porn and you’re too cheap to pay for data.
I had to stare at a 3D-printed grandma for 2 hours because my school blocked Pornhub.
My teacher caught me looking at a pink bra and said I was 'disturbing the class.'
I tried to watch a movie and got redirected to a mannequin wearing a toupee.