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When you're forced to look at eBay's weird doll and lingerie pics because your school’s network blocks real porn and you’re too cheap to pay for data.

I had to stare at a 3D-printed grandma for 2 hours because my school blocked Pornhub.

My teacher caught me looking at a pink bra and said I was 'disturbing the class.'

I tried to watch a movie and got redirected to a mannequin wearing a toupee.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're stuck staring at eBay's weirdest stuff because your school’s network is so strict it thinks your crush is a creepy alien.

My network blocked my crush’s profile and showed me a unicorn wearing a corset instead.

I got yelled at by my math teacher for looking at a spiderweb bra.

I tried to watch a video and got a 3D model of a mannequin doing yoga.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you have to look at eBay's stupid doll and bra pics because your school’s network is so broken it thinks your crush is a haunted dummy.

I was watching a math test and got redirected to a robot wearing a bra.

My crush’s profile got blocked and I had to look at a mannequin in a banana costume.

I got sent to a page with a doll wearing a tuxedo and I cried.

by Slangipedia 4d ago