ebay nut
When you have to look at eBay's stupid doll and bra pics because your school’s network is so broken it thinks your crush is a haunted dummy.
I was watching a math test and got redirected to a robot wearing a bra.
My crush’s profile got blocked and I had to look at a mannequin in a banana costume.
I got sent to a page with a doll wearing a tuxedo and I cried.