eBay lag
The hell you go through waiting for something you paid for to finally show up. Or the hell you go through waiting for someone to pay you for something you sold.
I won an auction for a vintage sneaker, and I’ve been waiting for it for three months. It’s been longer than my ex’s attention span.
I sold my old TV for $100, and the guy still hasn’t paid me. I’m starting to think he’s dead.
I bought a lamp for $5, and it took six weeks to arrive. I’m now the owner of a lamp and a very broken spirit.