eBay lag

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The hell you go through waiting for something you paid for to finally show up. Or the hell you go through waiting for someone to pay you for something you sold.

I won an auction for a vintage sneaker, and I’ve been waiting for it for three months. It’s been longer than my ex’s attention span.

I sold my old TV for $100, and the guy still hasn’t paid me. I’m starting to think he’s dead.

I bought a lamp for $5, and it took six weeks to arrive. I’m now the owner of a lamp and a very broken spirit.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The amount of time you suffer waiting for your stuff or your money to show up. Like it’s a cruel joke from eBay itself.

I won an auction for a microwave, and it took two months. I now have a microwave and a very short temper.

I sold my gaming chair for $200, and the buyer still hasn’t sent me the money. I might have to go find him.

I bought a pair of shoes for $15, and it took four weeks. I feel like I’ve been waiting for shoes since the Stone Age.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The time you waste waiting for your item or your cash to arrive. Like eBay is trying to make you go insane.

I won an auction for a new phone, and I’ve been waiting for it for a month. I’m now a phone-less man with a very angry face.

I sold my old headphones for $30, and the buyer still hasn’t paid me. I might have to go knock on his door.

I bought a book for $10, and it took three weeks. I’m now the owner of a book and a very tired soul.

by Slangipedia 4d ago