eBay lag - The amount of time you suffer waiting for your stuff or your

The amount of time you suffer waiting for your stuff or your money to show up. Like it’s a cruel joke from eBay itself.

I won an auction for a microwave, and it took two months. I now have a microwave and a very short temper.

I sold my gaming chair for $200, and the buyer still hasn’t sent me the money. I might have to go find him.

I bought a pair of shoes for $15, and it took four weeks. I feel like I’ve been waiting for shoes since the Stone Age.